Vice President Joe Biden totally crushed his speech at the Gridiron Dinner on Saturday, with a lot of Republican politicians bearing the brunt of his searing humor. In one of his best quips, Biden came up with a genius way for President Obama to get a Supreme Court bench he's truly happy with:
"Ted Cruz? An inspiration to every kid in America who worries that he'll never be able to run for president because nobody likes him. He's running," Biden said. "And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you'll have eight vacancies."
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