"Have you seen the new White House Valentine's Day cards?" Jimmy Kimmel asked on Monday night's Kimmel Live. "These are cards like the ones kids would give out in school, but each of these features a character from the Trump administration." Of course you hadn't seen them unless you work for Jimmy Kimmel Live, but you can rectify that below. Dr. Ben Carson, HUD secretary, wants you to know that "loving you isn't brain surgery," and Kellyanne Conway promises that her "love for you is as real as the Bowling Green Massacre," but some of the other cards have slightly sharper elbows. Watch below, and may the valentines you receive on Tuesday be as sweet as Michael Flynn's. Peter Weber
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