'A storm's coming, baby': Stormy Daniels, Ben Stiller, Martin Short appear in SNL cold open


Saturday Night Live came back from a brief break with a star-studded cold open anchored by comedian Ben Stiller reprising his role as President Trump's hapless personal attorney Michael Cohen, now being wiretapped by the FBI (in real life, the agency monitored the metadata of his calls but did not tap them).
Cohen is on the phone — well, on multiple burners and a payphone where he dials *86 for supposed anonymity — with Trumpworld characters including Alec Baldwin's President Trump, Kate McKinnon's Rudy Giuliani, Martin Short's Dr. Harold Bornstein, Scarlett Johansson and Jimmy Fallon's Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, and the actual adult film star Stormy Daniels as herself. Her message for the Trumps of SNL and the White House alike: "I know you don't believe in climate change, but a storm's coming, baby."
Watch the full sketch below. Bonnie Kristian
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Bonnie Kristian was a deputy editor and acting editor-in-chief of TheWeek.com. She is a columnist at Christianity Today and author of Untrustworthy: The Knowledge Crisis Breaking Our Brains, Polluting Our Politics, and Corrupting Christian Community (forthcoming 2022) and A Flexible Faith: Rethinking What It Means to Follow Jesus Today (2018). Her writing has also appeared at Time Magazine, CNN, USA Today, Newsweek, the Los Angeles Times, and The American Conservative, among other outlets.
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