The White House is so desperate for staffers, it's holding a job fair
 
 
Looking for a high-level government job but don't exactly have the experience to qualify for one? Want to work in an environment where morale is low and turnover is high?
Well, does the White House have an opportunity for you! Attend the Executive Branch Job Fair this Friday afternoon in the Dirksen Senate Office Building, Politico says.
The Conservative Partnership Institute is dedicated to supporting conservatives on Capitol Hill, and that means partnering with the executive branch to hire the "best, most qualified" candidates through a job fair. A poster emailed to Washington Republicans and obtained by Politico says that positions in defense, homeland security, NASA, and just about every other agency are open.
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Keep your eyes peeled for presidential personnel staffers Johnny DeStefano and Sean Doocey, whom Politico confirms will be there to help conservatives of all experience levels land positions. This job fair seeks replacements for the many employees who've lost their spot in the executive branch.
Hurry, only the "most competent conservatives" will be recommended for a West Wing position!
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