Mitt Romney has no idea how to blow out birthday candles


You'd think that after 72 years, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) would know some birthday basics.
The former Republican presidential nominee celebrated his birthday on Tuesday with a cake made of Twinkies — his "favorite snack," he said in a tweet. Watching Romney's surprise as his staff brought in the cake and squished "Senator Romney" into the birthday song was heartwarming. Watching him painstakingly pull every lit candle out of the Twinkie cake and blow them out individually was not.
As the cake desecration went down, Romney declared each candle was a separate wish, which is definitely not how it works. Watch the painful ordeal below. Kathryn Krawczyk
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Kathryn is a graduate of Syracuse University, with degrees in magazine journalism and information technology, along with hours to earn another degree after working at SU's independent paper The Daily Orange. She's currently recovering from a horse addiction while living in New York City, and likes to share her extremely dry sense of humor on Twitter.
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