Ted Cruz

Cruz described Jan. 6 as a terrorist attack at least 17 other times
Ted Cruz.
oh snap

Cruz described Jan. 6 as a terrorist attack at least 17 other times

Ex-aide says Ted Cruz ignored her Jan. 6 advice to 'be the adult in the room'
Ted Cruz
C'mon Ted

Ex-aide says Ted Cruz ignored her Jan. 6 advice to 'be the adult in the room'

On Fox News, Ted Cruz says it was 'sloppy' for him to call Jan. 6 riot 'a terrorist attack'
Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz.
grovelin' ted

On Fox News, Ted Cruz says it was 'sloppy' for him to call Jan. 6 riot 'a terrorist attack'

Cruz predicts a GOP House will impeach Biden 'whether it's justified or not'
Ted Cruz
Gloves come off

Cruz predicts a GOP House will impeach Biden 'whether it's justified or not'

Cruz and Schumer strike deal on ambassadors, Russian sanctions bill
Ted Cruz
the christmas truce

Cruz and Schumer strike deal on ambassadors, Russian sanctions bill

In SNL cold open, 'Fauci' presents COVID Christmas showcase
Saturday Night Live Fauci and Cruz
live from new york

In SNL cold open, 'Fauci' presents COVID Christmas showcase

Late night hosts mock Ted Cruz for picking a vaccine fight with Big Bird
Big Bird fan fiction
Last Night on Late Night

Late night hosts mock Ted Cruz for picking a vaccine fight with Big Bird

6 bizarre moments from today's Senate hearing
Ted Cruz.
here we go...

6 bizarre moments from today's Senate hearing

Lindsey Graham says he won't be 'a complete a--hole' on the debt limit
Ted Cruz, Linsey Graham
Quotables

Lindsey Graham says he won't be 'a complete a--hole' on the debt limit

Ted Cruz unironically accuses Democrats of blindly following 1 leader
Ted Cruz.
face palm

Ted Cruz unironically accuses Democrats of blindly following 1 leader

Ted Cruz once reportedly downed 3 beers in 'minutes' on Joe Manchin's houseboat
Ted Cruz.
Almost heaven

Ted Cruz once reportedly downed 3 beers in 'minutes' on Joe Manchin's houseboat

Fox News vs. Team USA
Olympic protest.
Picture of Neil J. YoungNeil J. Young

Fox News vs. Team USA

Julián Castro dunks on Ted Cruz for bashing Texas Democrats
Ted Cruz.
not so fast

Julián Castro dunks on Ted Cruz for bashing Texas Democrats

The GOP's groveling contest
An elephant and Donald Trump.
Picture of Eric GarciaEric Garcia

The GOP's groveling contest

John Boehner dubs Mitch McConnell 'Stealth Vader,' still thinks Ted Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh'
Stephen Colbert and John Boehner
last night on late night

John Boehner dubs Mitch McConnell 'Stealth Vader,' still thinks Ted Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh'

John Boehner rips Ted Cruz as a 'reckless a--hole' on book's back cover
John Boehner
Tell us how you really feel

John Boehner rips Ted Cruz as a 'reckless a--hole' on book's back cover

Ted Cruz jokes about Cancun trip at CPAC as over a million Texans still lack drinkable water
Ted Cruz speaking at CPAC.
so funny we forgot to laugh

Ted Cruz jokes about Cancun trip at CPAC as over a million Texans still lack drinkable water

Ted Cruz says his wife is 'pissed' over leaked Cancun texts
Ted Cruz
whodunnit

Ted Cruz says his wife is 'pissed' over leaked Cancun texts

Ted Cruz invited his college roommate on the Mexico trip he blamed on his daughters
Ted Cruz
Flyin' Ted

Ted Cruz invited his college roommate on the Mexico trip he blamed on his daughters

Ted Cruz passed out water, BBQ in Texas this weekend. AOC raised $5 million for Texans.
Ted Cruz
thank you for your service

Ted Cruz passed out water, BBQ in Texas this weekend. AOC raised $5 million for Texans.

SNL tries to coax apologies out of Ted Cruz, Andrew Cuomo, Gina Carano in latest cold open
Cecily Strong, Pete Davidson, and Aidy Bryant.
live from new york

SNL tries to coax apologies out of Ted Cruz, Andrew Cuomo, Gina Carano in latest cold open

5 outrageously funny cartoons about Ted Cruz's Cancun getaway
Political Cartoon U.S. ted cruz texas cancun
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5 outrageously funny cartoons about Ted Cruz's Cancun getaway

Trevor Noah and Jimmy Kimmel spin Ted Cruz's Cancun misadventure into jokes, mortification, travel ads
Jimmy Kimmel mocks Ted Cruz
last night on late night

Trevor Noah and Jimmy Kimmel spin Ted Cruz's Cancun misadventure into jokes, mortification, travel ads

Text messages appear to show how quickly Ted Cruz's ill-advised Cancun trip was planned
Ted Cruz.
Flyin' Ted

Text messages appear to show how quickly Ted Cruz's ill-advised Cancun trip was planned

Beto O'Rourke is organizing wellness checks for seniors during Texas' blackouts. Ted Cruz is in Cancun.
Beto O'Rourke and CNN's Anderson Cooper.
texas in crisis

Beto O'Rourke is organizing wellness checks for seniors during Texas' blackouts. Ted Cruz is in Cancun.

Ted Cruz has a mullet
Sen. Ted Cruz.
we regret to inform you

Ted Cruz has a mullet

Sherrod Brown publicly shames Rand Paul for not wearing a mask on the Senate floor
Sen. Sherrod Brown.
wear a mask!

Sherrod Brown publicly shames Rand Paul for not wearing a mask on the Senate floor

The Lincoln Project used an old Saved by the Bell PSA to troll Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley
An image of Sen. Josh Hawley next to an image of Jessie Spano.
I'm zack Morris and I approve this message

The Lincoln Project used an old Saved by the Bell PSA to troll Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley

New Yorker reporter's footage provides 'clearest view yet' of Capitol rioters inside Senate chamber
Jake Angeli.
capitol riot

New Yorker reporter's footage provides 'clearest view yet' of Capitol rioters inside Senate chamber

GOP Sen. Tom Cotton not-so-subtly knocks Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley for inspiring Capitol siege for 'political advantage'
Sen. Tom Cotton.
Drama in D.C.

GOP Sen. Tom Cotton not-so-subtly knocks Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley for inspiring Capitol siege for 'political advantage'

Ted Cruz suggested the Senate hold a 'commission' to investigate election results. Bipartisan senators immediately tore him apart.
Sen. Ted Cruz.
Drama in D.C.

Ted Cruz suggested the Senate hold a 'commission' to investigate election results. Bipartisan senators immediately tore him apart.

Hawley and Cruz: How to lie without quite lying
Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley.
Picture of Joel MathisJoel Mathis

Hawley and Cruz: How to lie without quite lying

Ted Cruz says Senate will likely blockade Biden's nominations based on debunked election fraud allegations
Sen. Ted Cruz.
election rejection

Ted Cruz says Senate will likely blockade Biden's nominations based on debunked election fraud allegations

After he flew without a mask, American Airlines reminds Ted Cruz of its face covering policy
Ted Cruz.
wear a mask

After he flew without a mask, American Airlines reminds Ted Cruz of its face covering policy

Ted Cruz is right about getting Chinese censorship out of Hollywood movies
The flag of China.
Picture of Jeva LangeJeva Lange

Ted Cruz is right about getting Chinese censorship out of Hollywood movies