Ted Cruz

The GOP's groveling contest
An elephant and Donald Trump.
Picture of Eric GarciaEric Garcia

The GOP's groveling contest

John Boehner dubs Mitch McConnell 'Stealth Vader,' still thinks Ted Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh'
Stephen Colbert and John Boehner
last night on late night

John Boehner dubs Mitch McConnell 'Stealth Vader,' still thinks Ted Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh'

John Boehner rips Ted Cruz as a 'reckless a--hole' on book's back cover
John Boehner
Tell us how you really feel

John Boehner rips Ted Cruz as a 'reckless a--hole' on book's back cover

Ted Cruz jokes about Cancun trip at CPAC as over a million Texans still lack drinkable water
Ted Cruz speaking at CPAC.
so funny we forgot to laugh

Ted Cruz jokes about Cancun trip at CPAC as over a million Texans still lack drinkable water

Ted Cruz says his wife is 'pissed' over leaked Cancun texts
Ted Cruz
whodunnit

Ted Cruz says his wife is 'pissed' over leaked Cancun texts

Ted Cruz invited his college roommate on the Mexico trip he blamed on his daughters
Ted Cruz
Flyin' Ted

Ted Cruz invited his college roommate on the Mexico trip he blamed on his daughters

Ted Cruz passed out water, BBQ in Texas this weekend. AOC raised $5 million for Texans.
Ted Cruz
thank you for your service

Ted Cruz passed out water, BBQ in Texas this weekend. AOC raised $5 million for Texans.

SNL tries to coax apologies out of Ted Cruz, Andrew Cuomo, Gina Carano in latest cold open
Cecily Strong, Pete Davidson, and Aidy Bryant.
live from new york

SNL tries to coax apologies out of Ted Cruz, Andrew Cuomo, Gina Carano in latest cold open

5 outrageously funny cartoons about Ted Cruz's Cancun getaway
Political Cartoon U.S. ted cruz texas cancun
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5 outrageously funny cartoons about Ted Cruz's Cancun getaway

Trevor Noah and Jimmy Kimmel spin Ted Cruz's Cancun misadventure into jokes, mortification, travel ads
Jimmy Kimmel mocks Ted Cruz
last night on late night

Trevor Noah and Jimmy Kimmel spin Ted Cruz's Cancun misadventure into jokes, mortification, travel ads

Text messages appear to show how quickly Ted Cruz's ill-advised Cancun trip was planned
Ted Cruz.
Flyin' Ted

Text messages appear to show how quickly Ted Cruz's ill-advised Cancun trip was planned

Beto O'Rourke is organizing wellness checks for seniors during Texas' blackouts. Ted Cruz is in Cancun.
Beto O'Rourke and CNN's Anderson Cooper.
texas in crisis

Beto O'Rourke is organizing wellness checks for seniors during Texas' blackouts. Ted Cruz is in Cancun.

Ted Cruz has a mullet
Sen. Ted Cruz.
we regret to inform you

Ted Cruz has a mullet

Sherrod Brown publicly shames Rand Paul for not wearing a mask on the Senate floor
Sen. Sherrod Brown.
wear a mask!

Sherrod Brown publicly shames Rand Paul for not wearing a mask on the Senate floor

The Lincoln Project used an old Saved by the Bell PSA to troll Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley
An image of Sen. Josh Hawley next to an image of Jessie Spano.
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The Lincoln Project used an old Saved by the Bell PSA to troll Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley

New Yorker reporter's footage provides 'clearest view yet' of Capitol rioters inside Senate chamber
Jake Angeli.
capitol riot

New Yorker reporter's footage provides 'clearest view yet' of Capitol rioters inside Senate chamber

GOP Sen. Tom Cotton not-so-subtly knocks Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley for inspiring Capitol siege for 'political advantage'
Sen. Tom Cotton.
Drama in D.C.

GOP Sen. Tom Cotton not-so-subtly knocks Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley for inspiring Capitol siege for 'political advantage'

Ted Cruz suggested the Senate hold a 'commission' to investigate election results. Bipartisan senators immediately tore him apart.
Sen. Ted Cruz.
Drama in D.C.

Ted Cruz suggested the Senate hold a 'commission' to investigate election results. Bipartisan senators immediately tore him apart.

Hawley and Cruz: How to lie without quite lying
Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley.
Picture of Joel MathisJoel Mathis

Hawley and Cruz: How to lie without quite lying

Ted Cruz says Senate will likely blockade Biden's nominations based on debunked election fraud allegations
Sen. Ted Cruz.
election rejection

Ted Cruz says Senate will likely blockade Biden's nominations based on debunked election fraud allegations

After he flew without a mask, American Airlines reminds Ted Cruz of its face covering policy
Ted Cruz.
wear a mask

After he flew without a mask, American Airlines reminds Ted Cruz of its face covering policy

Ted Cruz is right about getting Chinese censorship out of Hollywood movies
The flag of China.
Picture of Jeva LangeJeva Lange

Ted Cruz is right about getting Chinese censorship out of Hollywood movies

Ted Cruz self-quarantines after shaking hands with coronavirus patient
Ted Cruz.
the coronavirus crisis

Ted Cruz self-quarantines after shaking hands with coronavirus patient

Ted Cruz is officially the 1st senator spotted drinking milk during impeachment trial
Ted Cruz.
Trump impeachment trial

Ted Cruz is officially the 1st senator spotted drinking milk during impeachment trial

Beto O'Rourke has a post-presidential run beard, and Ted Cruz loves it
Beto O'Rourke.
shaving grace

Beto O'Rourke has a post-presidential run beard, and Ted Cruz loves it

NBC's Chuck Todd can't figure out why Ted Cruz isn't more skeptical of Trump after their primary battles
Chuck Todd and Ted Cruz.
Sunday shows

NBC's Chuck Todd can't figure out why Ted Cruz isn't more skeptical of Trump after their primary battles

Ted Cruz urges Hong Kong protesters to shun violence, accuses Carrie Lam of 'weakness'
Ted Cruz.
Hong Kong protests

Ted Cruz urges Hong Kong protesters to shun violence, accuses Carrie Lam of 'weakness'

Watch Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez get excited about the prospect of working with Ted Cruz
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Sunday shows

Watch Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez get excited about the prospect of working with Ted Cruz

MSNBC's Chris Hayes explains why Sen. Ted Cruz wants space pirates to devour his liver
Chris Hayes has some fun with Ted Cruz
The Joker

MSNBC's Chris Hayes explains why Sen. Ted Cruz wants space pirates to devour his liver

Ted Cruz just compared rape victims to a man who climbed on a train and electrocuted himself
Ted Cruz.
what.

Ted Cruz just compared rape victims to a man who climbed on a train and electrocuted himself

Watch this Democratic senator destroy Ted Cruz in an incredible shutdown rant
Senator Michael Bennet.
that was a lot

Watch this Democratic senator destroy Ted Cruz in an incredible shutdown rant

Ted Cruz suggests his beard might bring peace in the Middle East
Ted Cruz.
this is a lot

Ted Cruz suggests his beard might bring peace in the Middle East

Ted Cruz's new beard has an alarming number of fans
Ted Cruz has a beard.
this just grown in

Ted Cruz's new beard has an alarming number of fans

How did Beto O'Rourke lose to the most hated politician in America?
Ted Cruz.
Picture of Matthew WaltherMatthew Walther

How did Beto O'Rourke lose to the most hated politician in America?

Beto O'Rourke and Ted Cruz release their final ads before Election Day, featuring Texas, Willie, and Texas
Beto ORourke and Ted Cruz release final ads
beto vs. ted

Beto O'Rourke and Ted Cruz release their final ads before Election Day, featuring Texas, Willie, and Texas