Ted Cruz

Please Clap

2024 may be the 1st year since 1972 no Texan runs for president

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Briefing

Will Ted Cruz run for president in 2024?

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doubling down

Trump, Cruz deliver remarks at NRA convention just days after Uvalde shooting

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For a good cause

Ted Cruz asked if he'd 'fellate another man' during Yale Q&A

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through the roof

Conservatives attack White House's 'Putin price hike' narrative as inflation surges

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'Jackassery'

Ted Cruz photographed 'searching Twitter for his name' at KBJ hearing

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turn it on for the cameras

Sasse seems to subtly call out Graham, Cruz for 'jackassery'

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*sigh* "Senator..."

Children shouldn't be made to feel like 'victims' or 'oppressors,' Ketanji Brown Jackson tells Ted Cruz

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Things that make you go hmmmmm...

Ted Cruz's example of non-'controversial' SCOTUS nominee was an enslaver

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i'm not racist, but...

Opposition to Ketanji Brown Jackson is 'not about race,' Ted Cruz says

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beep beep

Watch Ted Cruz ride in lead truck in 'People's Convoy'

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clicky

Analysis: Ted Cruz, AOC news buzzier on social than Trump, Biden

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live from new york

'Laura Ingraham' pushes non-Islamic 'chickpea mash' in new SNL cold open

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oh snap

Cruz described Jan. 6 as a terrorist attack at least 17 other times

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C'mon Ted

Ex-aide says Ted Cruz ignored her Jan. 6 advice to 'be the adult in the room'

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grovelin' ted

On Fox News, Ted Cruz says it was 'sloppy' for him to call Jan. 6 riot 'a terrorist attack'

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Gloves come off

Cruz predicts a GOP House will impeach Biden 'whether it's justified or not'

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the christmas truce

Cruz and Schumer strike deal on ambassadors, Russian sanctions bill

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live from new york

In SNL cold open, 'Fauci' presents COVID Christmas showcase

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Last Night on Late Night

Late night hosts mock Ted Cruz for picking a vaccine fight with Big Bird

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here we go...

6 bizarre moments from today's Senate hearing

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Quotables

Lindsey Graham says he won't be 'a complete a--hole' on the debt limit

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face palm

Ted Cruz unironically accuses Democrats of blindly following 1 leader

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Almost heaven

Ted Cruz once reportedly downed 3 beers in 'minutes' on Joe Manchin's houseboat

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Neil J. Young

Fox News vs. Team USA

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not so fast

Julián Castro dunks on Ted Cruz for bashing Texas Democrats

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Eric Garcia

The GOP's groveling contest

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last night on late night

John Boehner dubs Mitch McConnell 'Stealth Vader,' still thinks Ted Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh'

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Tell us how you really feel

John Boehner rips Ted Cruz as a 'reckless a--hole' on book's back cover

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so funny we forgot to laugh

Ted Cruz jokes about Cancun trip at CPAC as over a million Texans still lack drinkable water

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whodunnit

Ted Cruz says his wife is 'pissed' over leaked Cancun texts

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Flyin' Ted

Ted Cruz invited his college roommate on the Mexico trip he blamed on his daughters

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thank you for your service

Ted Cruz passed out water, BBQ in Texas this weekend. AOC raised $5 million for Texans.

Cecily Strong, Pete Davidson, and Aidy Bryant.

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live from new york

SNL tries to coax apologies out of Ted Cruz, Andrew Cuomo, Gina Carano in latest cold open

Political Cartoon U.S. ted cruz texas cancun

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Feature

5 outrageously funny cartoons about Ted Cruz's Cancun getaway