March Madness
March 24, 2014

In an alternate universe where pure chaos reigns, the NCAA tournament is down to only the lowest possible seeds, and the University of Albany is on its way to the national title. Ah, the madness. But the real tournament this year has also been roiled by its share of stunning upsets. Duke went home after one game, formerly-undefeated Wichita State got bounced in the second round, and the scrappy Dayton Flyers booted two powerhouse programs en route to the Sweet 16.

So how does this upset-heavy year stack up against years past? The following chart compares the sum of all Sweet 16 seeds in a given year since the tournament field ballooned to 64 teams in 1985. Higher numbers mean more chaos, while lower numbers — approaching the lowest possible sum of 40 — mean a fat payday for that jerk in your bracket pool who went all chalk.

By that metric, this has been the eighth-maddest tournament in the past three decades, with the remaining seeds adding up to a robust 79. 1986 was the wildest year ever (Sweet 16 seed sum: 89) with a No. 11, 12, and 14 seed crashing the party, and only seven of the expected seeds (Nos. 1-4) advancing past the Round of 32. On the other side of the spectrum, 2009 was the least-exciting year, with every single No. 1, No. 2, and No. 3 seed making the Sweet 16 — the only time that's ever happened. Jon Terbush

Wow
11:01 a.m. ET

Yesterday, a Quinnipiac University released new presidential poll results which found that Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) currently holds sixth place in the Republican field — but (with Marco Rubio) performs best against Hillary Clinton in a general election match.

But when that same poll popped up on Fox News, something was missing:

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If you guessed that what's missing is Rand Paul and his 7 percent support, you've guessed correctly. This is the second time this month Paul has disappeared in a Fox poll report.

For Paul supporters, this is nothing new. During the 2008 election cycle, Fox excluded then-Rep. Ron Paul from a presidential debate, even though he polled higher and raised more money than candidates who were invited. And in 2011, Jon Stewart dedicated a segment to discussing how Fox and other channels deliberately ignored Ron Paul's near-tie for the Iowa Straw Poll victory. Bonnie Kristian

Let laid-off dogs lie
10:58 a.m. ET

As many as 60 drug-sniffing dogs in Oregon are about to be out of a job thanks to legislation that has legalized recreational marijuana use starting July 1. Members of the police’s K-9 unit have been trained, at the cost of $10,000 each, to smell for four odors: methamphetamine, heroin, cocaine, and marijuana. While 3 of those drugs will remain illegal, soon the ability to identify marijuana will become a liability. The dogs are trained sniff out marijuana and not budge until they are rewarded — a skill that will no longer be needed. And since pot is often around drugs that will remain illegal, cops and prosecutors will no longer be able to prove that the dog smelled an illegal drug, rather than a legal drug, that led to the arrest or search warrant.

While many of these dogs will be in early retirement, at least some will find new jobs. One dog, Dora, will be reassigned to a prison, one of the few places that marijuana will still be illegal. But that means being separated from her longtime human partner, Travis Dahl. “I’ll stay away from her for a while. It would be too hard for her, and for me,” Dahl told The Guardian about their impending separation. Meanwhile, Dahl and the rest of the police force will replace their dogs with ‘three-scent’ dogs that were never trained to sniff for pot. Marshall Bright

sing along song
10:53 a.m. ET

Mitt Romney had Meat Loaf's endorsement in 2012. And now, Ted Cruz has the support of Christian rap group We Are Watchmen for the 2016 GOP nomination. The group, which describes itself as "a movement that uses music and message to mobilize American Christians to civic duty," recently released "Set It on Fire," a conservative rap anthem that, true to its word, name-drops Ronald Reagan during its first verse.

"The banner is in the air for the conservative ascendancy," We Are Watchmen declare. "Collectivism, everyone's a victim like the reds do," the song continues, before dropping the money line: "And for our next president, we're all in for Ted Cruz." Listen to the track in full below. Samantha Rollins

finally something for the men
10:49 a.m. ET
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Forget business class: If you were an upscale male traveler between 1953 and 1970, United Airlines wanted to offer you an entire "executive" plane.

In the mid-20th century, United appealed to businessmen with "executive flights" across two routes — between New York and Chicago and between Los Angeles and San Francisco — that were "for men only," according to the flying-focused blog Boarding Area. Neither children nor women were allowed on the planes — except for the stewardesses who catered to the passengers with special meals and complimentary cigars.

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Touted as a "club in the sky," the flights also boasted comfortable digs, including provided slippers and a "deep, soft Mainliner seat." See more at Boarding Area. Kimberly Alters

the wonderful world of disney
10:47 a.m. ET
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"Colors of the Wind," the Oscar-winning ballad from Disney's 1995 hit Pocahontas, is undeniably stirring — but if you actually listen to the lyrics, you might walk away a little puzzled. Have I ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Tell me what a blue corn moon is, and I'll let you know.

There's another person who's baffled by that lyric: Judy Kuhn, who sang "Colors of the Wind" for Pocahontas. "Actually, I have no idea what a blue corn moon is," said Kuhn in a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly. "I have always hoped someone could explain it to me."

As it turns out, there's a reason Kuhn has no idea what a "blue corn moon" is: lyricist Stephen Schwartz invented it. "I feel somewhat guilty to have to tell you that the phrase 'blue corn moon' has no actual meaning in Indian lore," wrote Schwartz in a Q&A with fans. "I made it up because I liked the sound of it."

Mystery solved! Now tell us why the grinning bobcat grins. Scott Meslow

Quoteables
10:29 a.m. ET
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First the Oscar snub, now this — The Lego Movie can't catch a break. (Well, save that it grossed nearly $500 million, but other than that.)

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.), a businessman himself, condemned the animated children's movie as "insidious" propaganda, wherein "Mr. Evil Businessman" plots to destroy the world so he alone may profit. "That's done for a reason," Johnson said. Hollywood is cultivating a "cultural attitude" in which people believe "government is good and business is bad."

On Thursday, Johnson responded on his website to a Huffington Post article which reported his comments, saying the writer "can’t seem to figure out why I or anyone else would say this about 'The Lego Movie.'"

Johnson's critique is notable not for labeling the movie anti-business (as others have), but that he claims it to be pro-groverment. In The Lego Movie, villain President Business functions simultaneously as "Mr. Austere Government Overlord," who imposes strict guidelines for the Lego people, effectively keeping them over-caffeinated worker bees, who lack imagination and are highly disjointed from each other. In that sense, pro-government seems an ill-fitting descriptor.  Stephanie Talmadge

Watch this
10:24 a.m. ET

As part of our ongoing series on the 2016 candidates, produced in partnership with Rubin Report, The Week's Marc Ambinder and Dave Rubin concisely analyze the former Florida governor's biggest strengths and weaknesses. Watch below:

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