The Week contest — World Cup slogans
What would be a good slogan for the U.S.'s doomed soccer squad?

Last week's contest: World Cup 2014 has begun, and the U.S. beat Ghana in its first match. What would be a good slogan for the U.S. squad, whose coach has admitted it has virtually no chance of winning the Cup?
RESULTS:
THE WINNER: USA, Part of the Way!
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Kenneth R. Updegrove, Cedaredge, Colo.
SECOND PLACE: Let's go for the no-peat!
Terry Ingalls, Portland, Maine
THIRD PLACE: Who cares? It's not real football
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Jim McGrath, Napa, Calif.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Gooooooooooooone!
Ken Kellam III, Dallas
The Star-crossed Stripes
Joanne Sullivan, Maspeth, N.Y.
Gooooooo-Home!
Mary Oberfoell, Monticello, Iowa
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-eh?
Bruce Ulrich, Port Huron, Mich.
Field of Bad Dreams
Mark Weaver, Redondo Beach, Calif.
The Dream On Team
Chris Day, New Orleans
Red, White, and Bruised
Ben Fernandez, New York City
Mission Accomplished
Anne Tinsley, New Braunfels, Texas
We Aren't the Champions
Camille V. Nightingale, Seattle
No we can't!
Lou Fein, Henderson, Nev.
Let's get that touchdown!
Edward Maryniak, Phoenix
We came, we saw, we tried
Jen Davis, Garnet Valley, Pa.
Morass on the Grass
Bruce Gritton, Watsonville, Calif.
Don't tread on me! No, really, please stop.
Jim Lancaster, Atlanta
Let's go Mets!
Dave Meyer, Verona, N.J.
Another War We Can't Win
Steve Solomon, Huntingdon Valley, Pa.
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