Extra chicken wings, or else...
A Tennessee man and his son were so upset that a Memphis drive-through forgot to include an order of chicken wings that they allegedly returned with an AK-47. Police say that Antonius Hart Sr. and Antonius Hart Jr. drove off from Pirtle’s Chicken without their full order, and were offered replacement pieces when they returned to complain. But the pair demanded extra wings, since they’d been inconvenienced, and Hart Sr. allegedly pulled out an AK-47 to emphasize his point. “In this area, people don’t play about their food,” said one customer.

Was Bigfoot here?
Two boys discovered a giant, decomposing foot in the woods near Quincy, Mass., leaving some local residents wondering if it came from the fabled Bigfoot. The boys say they found the foot while playing in the woods, and police are now testing the appendage to determine its origin. Though the foot has five toes, the local medical examiner has determined that it’s not human.

Did the tiger wash its hands?
A tiger briefly escaped from a Kansas circus and gave a patron quite a scare when it wandered into the ladies’ room. Jenna Krehbiel had just finished watching the big cat show and went into the bathroom, not knowing one of the cats had gotten away from its handlers. “You don’t expect to go in a bathroom door, have it shut behind you, and see a tiger walking toward you,” Krehbiel said. She quickly turned and left, and the tiger was returned to its cage. Krehbiel said that when she told her 3-year-old daughter that she’d encountered a tiger in the bathroom, the girl asked if the tiger “had washed its hands.”