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What Next? Contest: Blago - Feb 13, 2009

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Results:Are You There, God? It’s Me, Blago. Yes, we asked you to come up with the name of Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s autobiography, and thus we heard a lot of hair-raising ideas, including: “From Hair to Eternity.” “Notes from Under The Rug.” “The Height of Hairogance.” “Governing for Dummies.” “Abraham, Martin and Rod.” “What, Me Worry?” “If I Did It: The Sequel.” “My Life Out of Context.” “In Rod We Trust.” And, inevitably, “The Audacity of a Dope.”

First Prize: The Rod Blag of Courage.Roger Curtiss, Deer Harbor, WA

Second Prize: Blaggadocio Kathleen Coletta, Cincinnati, OH

Third Prize: The Iliad and The RodysseyAnn McMinn, Farmington Hills, MI

Honorable Mentions:

Wiretappers Are Supposed to Ring TwiceBarbara Ketcham, Malibu, CA

Was That Wrong? The Rod Blagojevich StoryNancy House, Nashville

The Mousse Will Set You Free: The Rod Blagojevich StoryAmy Lauer Goldin, Princeton, FL

My Life and Hard CrimesMichael Landau, Evanston, IL

Greatest F*#%in’ Governor Ever: My F*#%in’ Story, In My Own F*#%in’ WordsBrian Plank, Kittanning, PA

In Illinois, It Don’t Mean DatGreg Sollitto, Sea Ranch Lakes, FL

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