5 intoxicatingly funny cartoons about Kash Patel

Artists take on bar tabs, the president's liquor cabinet, and more

A drunk-looking Kash Patel is on the ground leaning against a column and is surrounded by empty bottles in this cartoon. He says, “Of course my defamation lawsuit is for a quarter of a billion dollars…I’ve got a lot of bar tabs to settle!”

(Image credit: John Darkow / Copyright 2025 Cagle Cartoons, Inc.)

This is a two-panel cartoon. The left side is “Trump’s Cabinet” and includes caricatures of MarkQwayne Mullin, Scott Bessent, and Marco Rubio.” The right side is named “Trump’s Liquor Cabinet” and depicts miniature versions of Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio inside a wooden liquor cabinet.

(Image credit: Dave Whamond / Copyright 2025 Cagle Cartoons, Inc.)

A sign on the wall at FBI headquarters lists the following people with headshots: “Jim Beam, Bloody Mary, Samuel Adams, Richard Hennessy, Johnnie Walker, Tom Collins, Dom Perignon,Capt. Morgan, Jose Cuervo, and Jack Daniels.” Kash Patel points at the sign and says, “My ten most wanted!”

(Image credit: Mike Luckovich / Copyright 2025 Creators Syndicate)

This cartoon depicts one of those novelty hats with two beer cans attached to the sides with a long tube so a person can drink both. In this case, the hat is a police officer hat and has a badge labeled “Top Cop: FBI Director”.

(Image credit: Nick Anderson / Copyright 2025 Tribune Content Agency)

This cartoon depicts FBI Director Kash Patel stumbling around drunk. He holds two glasses of booze and balances two on his head. He says, “Sue the Atlantic because they wrote about my drinking? I’ll drink to that!”

(Image credit: Ed Wexler / Copyright 2025 Cagle Cartoons, Inc.)

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