"America's billionaires are like unicorns: Rarely seen, mostly white, horny, and don't pay taxes," Stephen Colbert said on Monday's Late Show. "Your run-of-the-mill multi-billionaire putters around in their personal submarine like some kind of sea peasant, but the true hyper-elites have their own space programs."
Jeff Bezos announced Monday he's going to space on the first crewed flight of his company Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket ship. "As preparation for space flight, Bezos has asked his warehouse workers to show him how to pee discreetly into a tube," Colbert joked. But his "space adventure will be short, because the astronauts will experience weightlessness for only 3 minutes — or as Amazon warehouse workers call it, lunch."
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