The Week contest: Titanic house

This week's question: An Indian farmer has spent the past 13 years building a three-story, ship-shaped house modeled after the Titanic. What would you call a cinematic epic about his quest to make a live-in version of the doomed vessel?

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RESULTS:

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THE WINNER: "My Hearth Will Go On"

Joel Nelson, Goleta, California

SECOND PLACE: "I'm King of the Porch!"

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Connecticut

THIRD PLACE: "Hold the Ice"

Len Rosen, Wilmington, Delaware

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

" Second Time Aground"

Hunter Burgan, Los Angeles, California

"Man Over-bored"

Ken Liebman, Williston, Vermont

"Everything But the Kitchen Sinks"

Peter Gordon, Great Neck, New York

"Doom With a View"

Janet Oberfoell, Monticello, Iowa

"My Crumble Abode"

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia

"Little House on the Ocean Floor"

Norm Carrier, Flat Rock, North Carolina

"This Titanic Won't Float, Either"

Lou Franzini, Jacksonville Beach, Florida

"20,000 Leaks Under the Ceiling"

Don O'Hair, Elk Grove, California

"The No-Panic Titanic"

Len Rosen, Wilmington, Delaware

"The House That Jack Did Not Build"

Allen Hallacker, Sarasota, Florida

"Risen from the Splashes"

James Conrad, Montrose, Pennsylvania

"Drownton Abbey"

Helen Drake, Larkspur, California