The Week contest: Amazon Bond

This week's question: James Bond is now a fully owned Amazon property, leading many 007 fans to worry that Jeff Bezos' company will ruin the spy franchise. If Amazon were to release a new Bond movie in which the British secret agent quits MI6 and goes to work for the online retail giant, what would the film be titled?
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THE WINNER: "The Man with the Golden Pricing Gun"
Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, New York
SECOND PLACE: "Dr. No Bathroom Breaks"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
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THIRD PLACE: "Live and Let Local Retailers Die"
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