The Week contest: Amazon Bond

This week's question: James Bond is now a fully owned Amazon property, leading many 007 fans to worry that Jeff Bezos' company will ruin the spy franchise. If Amazon were to release a new Bond movie in which the British secret agent quits MI6 and goes to work for the online retail giant, what would the film be titled?
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THE WINNER: "The Man with the Golden Pricing Gun"
Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, New York
SECOND PLACE: "Dr. No Bathroom Breaks"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
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THIRD PLACE: "Live and Let Local Retailers Die"
Chris Solberg, Sergeant Bluff, Iowa
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Roger Selsback, San Carlos, California
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Jon Eganhouse, Playa del Rey, California
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Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts
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Dale Arthur LaPointe, Roscommon, Michigan
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Susan Faretra, Concord, New Hampshire
"We Only Knock Twice"
Andrea Carla Michaels, San Francisco, California
"On Her Majesty's Customer Service"
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