The Week contest: Amazon Bond

This week's question: James Bond is now a fully owned Amazon property, leading many 007 fans to worry that Jeff Bezos' company will ruin the spy franchise. If Amazon were to release a new Bond movie in which the British secret agent quits MI6 and goes to work for the online retail giant, what would the film be titled?

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THE WINNER: "The Man with the Golden Pricing Gun"

Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, New York

SECOND PLACE: "Dr. No Bathroom Breaks"

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts

THIRD PLACE: "Live and Let Local Retailers Die"

Chris Solberg, Sergeant Bluff, Iowa

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Free Returns if Shaken or Stirred"

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Connecticut

"Dr. No Shipping Fees"

Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California

"The Spy Who Loved Free Shipping"

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

"You Only Click Twice"

Roger Selsback, San Carlos, California

"License to Fulfill"

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California

"For Your Porch Only"

John R. Bregoli, Braintree, Massachusetts

"No Time to Pee"

Jon Eganhouse, Playa del Rey, California

"A Time To Kill All Competition"

Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts

"007: Licensed to Bill"

Dale Arthur LaPointe, Roscommon, Michigan

"On Her Majesty's Shopping List"

Susan Faretra, Concord, New Hampshire

"We Only Knock Twice"

Andrea Carla Michaels, San Francisco, California

"On Her Majesty's Customer Service"

Tom Koloski, Ardsley, New York