This week's question: A luxury airline catering to dogs has taken its inaugural flight, with owners paying $6,000 each to have their pooches ferried from New York to Los Angeles by BARK Air. In seven words or fewer, come up with a job listing for a flight attendant at this high-class canine carrier.
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THE WINNER: Wanted: emotional support human, vest provided
SECOND PLACE: Forget first class, be best in show
Jeff Morris, Alexandria, Virginia
THIRD PLACE: Wanted: bite attendant/chewardess
Ann Schroeder, Dummerston, Vermont
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