The Week contest: Pet flights

This week's question: A luxury airline catering to dogs has taken its inaugural flight, with owners paying $6,000 each to have their pooches ferried from New York to Los Angeles by BARK Air. In seven words or fewer, come up with a job listing for a flight attendant at this high-class canine carrier.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Insufficient Kyles

RESULTS:

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THE WINNER: Wanted: emotional support human, vest provided

Kenneth Jensen, Richland, Washington

SECOND PLACE: Forget first class, be best in show

Jeff Morris, Alexandria, Virginia 

THIRD PLACE: Wanted: bite attendant/chewardess

Ann Schroeder, Dummerston, Vermont 

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Our passengers are well-bred!

Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana

Fleas, ticks, and rabies — but no screaming babies!

John Bregoli, Weymouth, Massachusetts

Our planes have many tails.

Peter Gordon, Great Neck, New York

Must love dogs and tolerate people

Patricia De Lucia, Garnet Valley, Pennsylvania

Not a people person? Join us!

Guy Rusiski, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Wanted: one fetching gal

Andrea Carla Michaels, San Francisco, California

Fly with the friendly Skye Terriers.

Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts

You’ll get the inside scoop

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts