The Week contest: Pet flights
This week's question: A luxury airline catering to dogs has taken its inaugural flight, with owners paying $6,000 each to have their pooches ferried from New York to Los Angeles by BARK Air. In seven words or fewer, come up with a job listing for a flight attendant at this high-class canine carrier.
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RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: Wanted: emotional support human, vest provided
Kenneth Jensen, Richland, Washington
SECOND PLACE: Forget first class, be best in show
Jeff Morris, Alexandria, Virginia
THIRD PLACE: Wanted: bite attendant/chewardess
Ann Schroeder, Dummerston, Vermont
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Our passengers are well-bred!
Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana
Fleas, ticks, and rabies — but no screaming babies!
John Bregoli, Weymouth, Massachusetts
Our planes have many tails.
Peter Gordon, Great Neck, New York
Must love dogs and tolerate people
Patricia De Lucia, Garnet Valley, Pennsylvania
Not a people person? Join us!
Guy Rusiski, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Wanted: one fetching gal
Andrea Carla Michaels, San Francisco, California
Fly with the friendly Skye Terriers.
Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts
You’ll get the inside scoop
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
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