The Week contest: Spiked sheets

A jail cell with two small beds.
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Synthetic opioids, stimulants, and other drugs are being smuggled into prisons by being soaked into thousands of pages of mundane-looking documents, letters, and photographs. What would you title a crime drama about this trade in chemically spiked paper?’

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: “CSI: Copy Room”

SECOND PLACE: “Cooked Books”

THIRD PLACE: “Breaking Pad”

“Plunder Mifflin”

“Between the Lines”

“Not Your Father’s Police Blotter”

“The File High Club”

“Speed Reading”

“Paper Pusher”