Speed Reads


Jon Stewart literally prays for Herman Cain to run for president

Daily Show

Remember Herman Cain? Jon Stewart does, and on Tuesday night's Daily Show he looked at the possibility that candidate 9-9-9 will once again seek the GOP nomination. Cain has suggested that he'll run again if he believes that it's God's will — and Stewart really wants Cain to run. So what's a lapsed Jew to do? "God, would you meet me at Camera 3, please?" he asked. Watching Stewart fake-pray will either make you laugh or cringe (or both), but after he decided pleading with God was futile, Stewart hit upon the next best thing. --Peter Weber