Lovable wombat bachelor turns 30, joins Tinder
"Relationships are a bit complex when you're a wombat," Julia Leonard, the owner of Australia's Ballarat Wildlife Park, lamented to ABC News. But Leonard had an idea to help her furry friend out: She signed him up for Tinder.
Patrick — or Pat, as he goes by on the hook-up app — turns 30 today and is the oldest known wombat to be alive in captivity. That said, male wombats have to be "very aggressive towards the female, and Patrick just isn't a very aggressive wombat," Leonard explained. "So he chooses to be single."
No news on whether Patrick has found a bucktoothed sweetheart on Tinder yet, but he seems pretty content with the Wombachelor life: After all, he did get a pretty sweet wheelbarrow for his birthday. Jeva Lange
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Jeva Lange was the executive editor at TheWeek.com. She formerly served as The Week's deputy editor and culture critic. She is also a contributor to Screen Slate, and her writing has appeared in The New York Daily News, The Awl, Vice, and Gothamist, among other publications. Jeva lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter.