Fans of Donald Trump and Rand Paul and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders can show their love at special online merchandise stores, Stephen Colbert noted on Wednesday's Late Show. That's great news if you want a coffee mug that says "Feel the Bern" or an overpriced Jeb! Bush guacamole bowl. But after artfully mocking various candidates and their campaign tchotchkes, Colbert noted that 11 percent of the GOP primary electorate isn't buying anyone's pitch (or merch) just yet.
"Sadly, this vast swath of the electorate doesn't have a store where they can buy crap," Colbert said, "until tonight." With that, Colbert announced his own campaign merch store, "Undecided 2016" (which doesn't appear to be real). "It's loaded with stuff for the discriminate but undecided voter," like this "_____________ 2016!" T-shirt ("Of course it's one-size-fits-all, because we know you can't make up your mind about anything") or a must-have "Bite Me, It's Still 2015" bumper sticker. Fun for the whole family. Watch below. Peter Weber
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