Of course this note from Donald Trump's doctor describes his test results as 'astonishingly excellent'

Donald Trump, who is in "astonishingly excellent" health according to his personal physician
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Donald Trump's bravado is somehow not going unmatched in this world. The new contender? Trump's own physician.

Take a gander at Dr. Harold N. Bornstein's assessment of Trump's health, as released Monday by the Republican presidential hopeful:

With his "astonishingly excellent" test results, wrote Bornstein — who is apparently not Chris Parnell — Trump would be "the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency." Unequivocally.

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Julie Kliegman

Julie Kliegman is a freelance writer based in New York. Her work has appeared in BuzzFeed, Vox, Mental Floss, Paste, the Tampa Bay Times and PolitiFact. Her cats can do somersaults.