In a future where Donald Trump is our overlord and all American children attend Trump Kindergarten (before going on to Trump Elementary, Trump High, and, of course, Trump University), this much will be certain: Kids will be taught the alphabet using this Bloomberg video. From "Absolutely" (as in, "absolutely a total lie") to "Zero" (as in "zero percent"), The Donald Trump ABCs is an exhaustive documentation of some of Trump's favorite words and phrases. T is for "tired of winning," for example, while I is for "I made a lot of money."
You might see some of them coming (Y is for "Yuge"), but stay to the end for the clever X and Zzz. Watch the video, below. Jeva Lange
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