The White House has sent out a survey proposing to eliminate the White House


President Trump has vowed to cut any and all unnecessary regulations and agencies, and now he is seeking your input on which ones should get the axe. But the White House apparently hasn't learned that it is never a good idea to ask questions you might not want to know the answer to, because one of the "agencies, boards, and commissions" you can select to eliminate is the White House itself:
You can take the survey here. Don't do anything silly.
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