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The little sinkhole that could

The Earth has opened up to try to swallow Mar-a-Lago

The Earth cracked open directly in front of Mar-a-Lago on Monday in Florida, but don't worry, the West Palm Beach Utilities distribution crews have secured the area. The 16-square-foot sinkhole is reportedly "in the vicinity of the newly installed water main."

This is not a picture of the actual sinkhole, but rather a prophetic cartoon rendering:

Crews will "most likely need to do some exploratory excavation today," the town of Palm Beach warned.