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Dead but thirsty, Recruiting Eminem
feature A dead Chilean man surprised attendees at his wake by sitting up and demanding a glass of water.
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Small crooks, Justin Timberlake's excuse
feature Swedish gangs are stealing valuables from long-distance bus passengers by hiding dwarves inside luggage.
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Will Smith and Scientology, Octopus love
feature An Australian man is lucky to be alive after falling drunkenly asleep on a railroad track and having a freight train roll over him.
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Flying nudists, Feuding with Barbra Streisand
feature A German travel company has launched the world’s first nudist airline.
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Wedding night surprise, The Manning brothers
feature A German man is asking for his marriage to be annulled after finding out that his wife is a man.
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Rude awakening, Taming Paula Abdul
feature An Indiana man is lucky to be alive after passing out drunk in a trash can and being tipped into the jaws of a garbage truck.
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Meteor magnet, The Katie Holmes-Victoria Beckham diet
feature Scientists are investigating the case of a Bosnian man whose house keeps getting hit by meteors.
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Arson for bees, Jessica Simpson's overbearing father, Doctors leave rod in head
feature An Alabama man reduced his home to a smoldering ruin trying to get rid of some bees from a utility shed.
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Magical penis theft, Cher-Stern confusion, Chest hole
feature Police in Congo have arrested 13 sorcerers for using magic to steal men’s penises. At least 14 victims have come forward to say that the sorcerers cast spells that caused their penises to either disappear or shrink dramatically, and th
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Demoted for pornography, Katie Holmes' Scientology boot camp, On stage heart attack
feature A Japanese civil servant has been demoted for visiting pornographic websites at work 780,000 times over a nine-month period. The scale of the man’s habit came to light when technicians were trying to rid his computer of a virus. . .<
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Divorce over unveiling, Nicole Kidman's meltdown, At home but reported missing
feature A 50-year-old woman in Saudi Arabia is asking for a divorce because her husband lifted her veil and looked at her face while she was sleeping. The unnamed wife told Al-Riyadh that she had kept her face hidden for the past 30 years. . .
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Saved by a corpse, Racy Amy Winehouse photos, Python attack
feature A German man cheated death when he fell down an elevator shaft and landed on a woman who had fallen down the shaft a day earlier. Jens Wilhelms, 27, says he was peering into the shaft. . .
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Deer attack, Christina Aguilera swells, Larry Craig bobble toys
feature A Pennsylvania man tackled a panicky deer that broke into a hair salon and nearly ran over his son. Randy Goepfert, 36, was paying for his son Tyler’s haircut when a whitetail buck crashed through the salon’s glass window. &
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Human-skull bong, Oprah touts dogs over romance, Self-performed tracheotomy
feature Three Texas teenagers have been charged with digging up a corpse and using its skull as a “bong” through which to smoke marijuana. Police Officer Jim Adkins says he was initially skeptical of the horrific tale. . .
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