What Next? Contest: Canada - Apr. 17, 2009

Click here for results of last week's What Next? Contest: Wagoner

Results: Oh Canada, you country in need of a slogan! We asked you for one and you sled in with: Hey, We’re Up Here! America’s Suburb. America’s Attic. America’s Hairline. We Put the North in North America. Leaf Your Troubles Behind. We Give a Puck. Land of Cheaper Drugs. Canada: Where the Geese Come From. Eh, We’re Adorable! And –

FIRST PRIZE: Canada: It’s Almost Like a Foreign Country!

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Lera Cavanaugh, Brighton, MI

SECOND PRIZE: Canada: Just Like the United States, Only Cooler.

Marc Pape, Phoenix, AZ

THIRD PRIZE: One part England, one part France.

It’s cold up here, so wear warm pants.

Dave Hall, Pittsfield, MA

Honorable mentions:

We’re Not The United States but We’re Darn Close

Ross Webster, Valrico, FL

Canada: Where Your Cold Front Begins

Mark Spiegel, Bradford, MA

The Other Mexico.

Gordon Wimpress, North Hollywood, CA

Canada: Where Winter Spends the Summer

John and Susan Cosgrove, Pittsburgh, PA

Come Catch Our Cold!

Jeremy Schram, Florence, KY

Come For the Bacon, Stay for the Healthcare

Joy Larson, Groton, SD

World’s Longest Undefended Border—What’s Stopping You?

Joseph Rusz, Herndon, VA

Canada: Where Socialism Doesn’t Mean You Have to be Social

Betty Farrier, Walloon Lake, MI

We’re Not Called “Can’tada,” Are We?

Derek Hartle, Woodstock, IL

Canada: It’s Not Just for Draft-Dodgers Anymore

Daren Wagner, Moscow, ID