The Week contest: Dylan's millions

This week's question: Bob Dylan has sold his entire catalog of over 600 songs to Universal Music Publishing Group for an estimated $300 million. If the former counterculture legend were to write a new song about this deal and his now substantially larger bank balance, what should the track be titled?
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THE WINNER: "The Times They Are Ka-Chingin'"
Rick Torrence, The Village, Oklahoma
SECOND PLACE: "Tangled Up in Green"
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
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THIRD PLACE: "Positively Wall Street"
Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"It's All Clover Now, Baby Blue"
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Steve Brown, Biltmore Lake, North Carolina
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"Don't Think Twice, Sold the Rights"
Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pennsylvania
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Don Drissel, Seal Beach, California
"Don't Think Twice, My Bank Account's All Right"
Lou Franzini, Jacksonville Beach, Florida
"The Balance, It Is a-Changin'"
Jeff Marder, Los Angeles
"Mr. Tambourine Mammon"
Norm Carrier, Flat Rock, North Carolina
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Brian Easler, Moore, South Carolina
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Ken Kellam III, Dallas
"Bonds on Bonds"
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