This week’s question: A bartender named Dan Sullivan has entered the race to unseat incumbent Sen. Dan Sullivan in Alaska’s August GOP primary. In seven words or fewer, please come up a snappy newspaper headline that captures the confusing nature of this political contest.
THE WINNER: Can Dan can Dan?
Barry Fisher, Morristown, N.J.
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SECOND PLACE: May the best Dan win!
Linda Dupree, Sauk City, Wis.
THIRD PLACE: It’s Dan if you do or don't
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
This election has an identity crisis
Ken Kellam III, Dallas
Polymarket: 100% probability Dan Sullivan wins
Jeff Goodrich, Andover, N.H.
Bartender: Make it a double
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.
Which man’s plan—Dan or Dan?
Molly Clinkenbeard, Lewisville, Texas
Damn Sullivans!
John Keefe, Mount Vernon, Wash.
Winner already named in undecided election
Alex Bishop, Honolulu
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