When trying to fool the cops, why hide drugs in your stomach when you could hide them beneath it? That's the approach a 450-pound Florida man, Christopher Mitchell, took when police nabbed him last Friday.
Authorities initially pulled Mitchell over after noticing he wasn't wearing a seatbelt — he claimed he was "too large" to wear it — and a drug-sniffing dog gave them reason to search the vehicle. Police found approximately 20 grams of marijuana stashed "under Mitchell's stomach fat," according to a police report, as well as a handgun and $7,000 in cash. (The latter two were, thankfully, not found in Mitchell's prodigious belly.)
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