Tom Waits came prepared for his final appearance on David Letterman's Late Show. And not only with a new song. During his sit-down portion with Letterman, Waits started out with a tale about a seeing a long line of people in New York, and finding out they were waiting for salad. "I was, frankly, embarrassed for them." By about his third story, it's clear that Waits is telling jokes. They are all pretty odd, and if you like Tom Waits, pretty funny.
For the better part of the conversation, George Clooney — who perhaps regretted his very sweet decision to handcuff himself to Letterman earlier in the show — looked confused. But by the time Waits got to his "retire" joke, Clooney was cracking up, too. He should listen to more Tom Waits. Watch the spectacle below. —Peter Weber
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