Soap operas, and especially Mexican telenovelas, are "so over-the top, no one would ever be that catty, that bitchy with each other," Stephen Colbert told actress Eva Longoria on Tuesday's Late Show. "Right, except in the primaries," she responded, setting up a soap opera created out of transcripts from this year's presidential debates — mostly, if not entirely, from the more entertaining Republican variety.
"I want to remind everyone out there, we did not write anything you are about to hear," Colbert said. "These are transcripts of actual things that were said between people — adults — who want to be president of the United States." And you know, with the piano music and softening of the camera shot, it could almost win a Daytime Emmy. Watch below. Peter Weber
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