Speed Reads

2020 presidential debate

The debate was so bad that circus workers say it's offensive to call it a circus

The presidential debate was such a disaster that even circus workers want to distance themselves from it.

President Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden spent the evening at each other's throats, earning their joint performance the designation of being "the most shameful interaction between two leaders ever" and an "embarrassment for the United States of America." In the post-debate coverage on CNN, Van Jones said that "people are referring to this as a circus, but my team is getting emails from circus workers saying they are careful and respectful, and that the comparison is wrong."

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