This week's question: A psychiatrist in Ottawa was caught repeatedly falling asleep during therapy sessions with patients. If the dozing doctor were to write a book on a new kind of therapy in which you tell your problems to someone who is fast asleep, what could it be titled?
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THE WINNER: "Analyze Thizzzz..."
Judy Garlock, Lincoln, Nebraska
SECOND PLACE: "A Freudian Sleep"
Mort Oakes, Dover, Pennsylvania
THIRD PLACE: "I Snooze, You Win: The Science of Sleep Therapy"
Janet Coleman-Belin & Matt Mistele, Palo Alto, California
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"The Jung and the Restful"
Dale Reed, Cleveland Heights, Ohio
"Rested Development"
Troup Miller, Austin, Texas
"Zz Doc"
Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania
"Zzz-BT"
Ujjal Kohli, Saratoga, California
"Shrink Nap"
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh
"Freudian Slips into Unconsciousness"
Michael J. Siegel, Arlington, Massachusetts
"Psycho-analyzzzzzz"
George Rose, South Daytona, Florida
"REMedy"
Robyn Kupferman, Culver City, California
"The Doctor Will See You in His Dreams"
Lou Franzini, Jacksonville Beach, Florida
"Forty-Wink Shrink"
Brian Connelly, Auburn, Alabama
"Nod-nitive Therapy"
Dave Preiss, Fort Myers Beach, Florida
"Talk to the Sandman"
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vermont
"How to Interpret Your Therapist's Dreams"
Rick Schulte, La Mesa, California
"Tell Me Your Troublezzz"
Lawrence Stone, San Diego, California
"Catnap Counseling"
Michele Woodruff, Coopersburg, Pennsylvania
"Keep Talking, I'm Lizzztening"
Peter J. Sonnabend, Weston, Massachusetts
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Film reviews: ‘Send Help’ and ‘Private Life’Feature An office doormat is stranded alone with her awful boss and a frazzled therapist turns amateur murder investigator
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Movies to watch in Februarythe week recommends Time travelers, multiverse hoppers and an Iraqi parable highlight this month’s offerings during the depths of winter
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ICE’s facial scanning is the tip of the surveillance icebergIN THE SPOTLIGHT Federal troops are increasingly turning to high-tech tracking tools that push the boundaries of personal privacy
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Israel retrieves final hostage’s body from GazaSpeed Read The 24-year-old police officer was killed during the initial Hamas attack
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China’s Xi targets top general in growing purgeSpeed Read Zhang Youxia is being investigated over ‘grave violations’ of the law
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Panama and Canada are negotiating over a crucial copper mineIn the Spotlight Panama is set to make a final decision on the mine this summer
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Why Greenland’s natural resources are nearly impossible to mineThe Explainer The country’s natural landscape makes the task extremely difficult
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Iran cuts internet as protests escalateSpeed Reada Government buildings across the country have been set on fire
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US nabs ‘shadow’ tanker claimed by RussiaSpeed Read The ship was one of two vessels seized by the US military
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How Bulgaria’s government fell amid mass protestsThe Explainer The country’s prime minister resigned as part of the fallout
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Femicide: Italy’s newest crimeThe Explainer Landmark law to criminalise murder of a woman as an ‘act of hatred’ or ‘subjugation’ but critics say Italy is still deeply patriarchal
