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The Week contest: Java boost

This week's question: Portuguese scientists have found that people who drink between three and five daily cups of coffee have more "efficient" brains and display "increased levels of attention and alertness" and "improved motor control." Please come up a name for a coffee brand that promises its brew will provide superior mental and physical abilities.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Gnome shortage

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: "Maximumwell House"Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, New York

SECOND PLACE: "Cup of Know"Greg Tymon, Rydal, Pennsylvania

THIRD PLACE: "Grounds for Success"Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Cup of Whoa!"Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania

"Captain Americano"Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

"A Beautiful Grind"Sam Cole, Portland, Oregon

"Javantage"Bill Ziegler, West Chicago, Illinois

"A Brewtiful Mind"Jesse Rifkin, Glastonbury, Connecticut

"Thunkin'"Phil Vaney, Tempe, Arizona

"Max Swell Head"Rick Torrence, The Village, Oklahoma

"Profound Ground"Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts

"Highbrew Taste"Rebecca Burgan, Petaluma, California

"Chock Full O' Wits"Norm Carrier, Flat Rock, North Carolina

"Maxwell Prowess"Beverly Jarrett, Lancaster, Pennsylvania

"Chock Full O' Brains"Ken Kellam III, Dallas

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