Anatomy of a commencement speech
The best graduation speeches follow a surprisingly similar pattern


We combed through dozens of inspirational, funny, and memorable commencement speeches and found the best ones follow a surprisingly similar pattern comprising eight distinct parts. Listen to the anatomy of the graduation address above and click on the links below to watch any of the speeches in full.
- Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane University, 2009
- Stephen Colbert at Northwestern University, 2011
- Jon Stewart at the College of William & Mary, 2004
- Kerry Washington at George Washington University, 2013
- Conan O'Brien at Dartmouth College, 2011
- Jim Carrey at Maharishi University of Management, 2014
- Toni Morrison at Wellesley College, 2004
- Peter Dinklage at Bennington College, 2012
- Shonda Rhimes at Dartmouth College, 2014
- Steve Jobs at Stanford University, 2005
- Natalie Portman at Harvard University, 2015
- David Foster Wallace at Kenyon College, 2005
- Hank Azaria at Tufts University, 2016
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Lindsey Kratochwill is a digital production assistant at TheWeek.com where she edits podcasts and videos. She also co-hosts a podcast for Popular Science and has written for Popular Science, Fast Company, and The Guardian, among other publications. She's an unapologetic science nerd and an apologetic Floridian.
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