The Week contest: Snub song

This week’s question: After being repeatedly overlooked for induction by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Cher, 77, says she now wouldn’t join the organization even "if they gave me a million dollars." If the singer were to release a song railing against her Hall of Fame snubs, what should it be titled?
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RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: “The Beef Goes On”
Ivan Kershner, Salem, South Carolina
SECOND PLACE: “Not Even If I Could Turn Back Time”
Troup Miller, Austin, Texas
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THIRD PLACE: “I Got Screwed, Babe”
Ken Kellam, Dallas, Texas
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Wronged Enough!”
Frank Bruno, Newtown Square, Pennsylvania
“The Cheat Goes On”
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
“Bang Bang (The Rock Hall Shot Me Down)”
Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia
“I Got It All Without You, Babe”
John Bregoli, Weymouth, Massachusetts
“No Cher, and Cher No Like”
Don O’Hair, Elk Grove, California
“Defeat Goes On”
Marvin Resnik, Columbus, Ohio
“Shame, Shame, Shame, to the Hall of Fame”
Bill Davis, Bainbridge Island, Washington
“Pipsqueaks, Scamps, and Dweebs”
Alice Hurwitz, Carlisle, Pennsylvania
“With or Without You, I’ve Got Me”
Katie McLellan, Richmond, Virginia
“Cleveland Can Just Kiss My Grammy”
Scott Ludwig, Senoia, Georgia
“I Already Got You, Fame”
Barry Cutler, Palm Desert, California
“You Have, Actually, Seen the Last of Me”
Mike Farman, Rancho Palos Verdes, California
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