The Week's contest: Small sale | The Week

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This week’s question: Scammers on online marketplaces are shipping dollhouse-size versions of products — from tiny rice cookers to miniature camping chairs — to unsuspecting shoppers who thought they’d ordered a human-size item. In seven or fewer words, come up with a photo caption for a dissatisfied customer holding their unexpectedly tiny purchase.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Sexless romance

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THE WINNER: I no longer support small businesses

Peter Gordon, Great Neck, New York

SECOND PLACE: Honey, they shrunk the Keds

Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts

THIRD PLACE: Teeny, weeny, tiny, faux

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pennsylvania

Mark Thermansen, South Burlington, Vermont

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Perfected my shrink ray! FEAR ME! MWHAHA!!!”

Ken Kellam III, Dallas, Texas

Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Connecticut

Jason Hall, Newfields, New Hampshire