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This week’s question: Scammers on online marketplaces are shipping dollhouse-size versions of products — from tiny rice cookers to miniature camping chairs — to unsuspecting shoppers who thought they’d ordered a human-size item. In seven or fewer words, come up with a photo caption for a dissatisfied customer holding their unexpectedly tiny purchase.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Sexless romance 

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THE WINNER: I no longer support small businesses

Peter Gordon, Great Neck, New York 

SECOND PLACE: Honey, they shrunk the Keds

Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts 

THIRD PLACE: Teeny, weeny, tiny, faux

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pennsylvania 

Mark Thermansen, South Burlington, Vermont 

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 

Perfected my shrink ray! FEAR ME! MWHAHA!!!”

Someone’s headed for small claims court

Ken Kellam III, Dallas, Texas 

Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California 

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Connecticut 

Jason Hall, Newfields, New Hampshire 

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