The Week's contest: Sexless romance

This week’s question: A recent poll found that Gen Z moviegoers want to see less romance and sex onscreen, and more platonic relationships. If Hollywood were to remake a classic romance movie to fit the more prudish tastes of this young cohort, what should the film be titled?
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RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: “Nerdy Dancing”
Diane Ross, Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania
SECOND PLACE: “Some Like It Room Temperature”
Dave Shults, Olean, New York
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THIRD PLACE: “A Cold Fish Called Wanda”
Ed Raymond, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Nothing Happened One Night”
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
“Last Polka in Paris”
Tom DiNapoli, Baton Rouge, Louisiana
“10 Things I Respect About You”
Austin McCabe, Souderton, Pennsylvania
“Lady Chatterley’s Mother”
Peter Hasler, Rochester, New York
“The Prince-less Bride”
Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California
“Titanic — But Just the Sinking Parts”
Gary Greene, Greenfield, Massachusetts
“Beauty and the Priest”
Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia
“Last Square Dance in Peoria”
Greg Stick, Roanoke, Virginia
“A Book Fair to Remember”
Roxanne Rhodes, New Port Richey, Florida
“Futile Attraction”
Hunter Burgan, Nevada City, California
“Eat, Pray, Eat Some More”
Tara Zamorano, Hewlett, New York
“Flies Wide Shut”
Neal Abdullah, Bloomington, Indiana
“Ni Tu Mamá Tampoco”
Stephen Greenfield, Ellensburg, Washington
“Friends Discussing Benefits”
John Rooney, Skaneateles, New York
“No Sex, No Lies, Just Videogames”
Tony Kuyper, Tucson, Arizona
“A Streetcar Named Indifference”
Richard Moore, Albany, New York
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