The Daily Show cringes at Joe Biden's lady-groping


Last week, Vice President Joe Biden raised eyebrows — and spawned jokes — by keeping his hands on the shoulder of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter's wife for about 28 seconds. "Jesus, 28 seconds?" Jon Stewart said on Tuesday's night's Daily Show. "That's, like, three decades in groped-on-camera years." He hasn't seen anyone "so over-the-top, gratuitously handsy" since John Travolta at the Oscars, Stewart quipped.
Stewart then played the "You Only Have One Job" card: "As vice president, your mission is simple: You show up, you shake a couple of hands, you flash the pearlies, you get home in time for The Mindy Project!" But "remorse about lady-touching" is apparently "the one thing Joe Biden will not feel," he added. After a clip of Biden being Biden, Samantha Bee brings the segment on home, with some help from a little paint and deadpan humor. —Peter Weber
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Peter has worked as a news and culture writer and editor at The Week since the site's launch in 2008. He covers politics, world affairs, religion and cultural currents. His journalism career began as a copy editor at a financial newswire and has included editorial positions at The New York Times Magazine, Facts on File, and Oregon State University.
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