The Daily Show cringes at Joe Biden's lady-groping
Last week, Vice President Joe Biden raised eyebrows — and spawned jokes — by keeping his hands on the shoulder of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter's wife for about 28 seconds. "Jesus, 28 seconds?" Jon Stewart said on Tuesday's night's Daily Show. "That's, like, three decades in groped-on-camera years." He hasn't seen anyone "so over-the-top, gratuitously handsy" since John Travolta at the Oscars, Stewart quipped.
Stewart then played the "You Only Have One Job" card: "As vice president, your mission is simple: You show up, you shake a couple of hands, you flash the pearlies, you get home in time for The Mindy Project!" But "remorse about lady-touching" is apparently "the one thing Joe Biden will not feel," he added. After a clip of Biden being Biden, Samantha Bee brings the segment on home, with some help from a little paint and deadpan humor. —Peter Weber
The Week
Escape your echo chamber. Get the facts behind the news, plus analysis from multiple perspectives.
Sign up for The Week's Free Newsletters
From our morning news briefing to a weekly Good News Newsletter, get the best of The Week delivered directly to your inbox.
From our morning news briefing to a weekly Good News Newsletter, get the best of The Week delivered directly to your inbox.
-
The Salt Path Scandal: an ‘excellent’ documentaryThe Week Recommends Sky film dives back into the literary controversy and reveals a ‘wealth of new details’
-
AI griefbots create a computerized afterlifeUnder the Radar Some say the machines help people mourn; others are skeptical
-
Sudoku hard: December 17, 2025The daily hard sudoku puzzle from The Week
-
Son arrested over killing of Rob and Michele ReinerSpeed Read Nick, the 32-year-old son of Hollywood director Rob Reiner, has been booked for the murder of his parents
-
Rob Reiner, wife dead in ‘apparent homicide’speed read The Reiners, found in their Los Angeles home, ‘had injuries consistent with being stabbed’
-
Hungary’s Krasznahorkai wins Nobel for literatureSpeed Read László Krasznahorkai is the author of acclaimed novels like ‘The Melancholy of Resistance’ and ‘Satantango’
-
Primatologist Jane Goodall dies at 91Speed Read She rose to fame following her groundbreaking field research with chimpanzees
-
Florida erases rainbow crosswalk at Pulse nightclubSpeed Read The colorful crosswalk was outside the former LGBTQ nightclub where 49 people were killed in a 2016 shooting
-
Trump says Smithsonian too focused on slavery's illsSpeed Read The president would prefer the museum to highlight 'success,' 'brightness' and 'the future'
-
Trump to host Kennedy Honors for Kiss, StalloneSpeed Read Actor Sylvester Stallone and the glam-rock band Kiss were among those named as this year's inductees
-
White House seeks to bend Smithsonian to Trump's viewSpeed Read The Smithsonian Institution's 21 museums are under review to ensure their content aligns with the president's interpretation of American history
