Marco Rubio goes on weird Twitter rant mocking Washington Post

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) really, really wasn't a fan of a recent article in The Washington Post discussing his possible plans for the future. He briefly turned into a late-night Twitter ranter Monday, detailing exactly what he thought about what unnamed people "close" to him claim he'll be doing next.
According to The Post's sources, Rubio is "betwixt and between when it comes to his next move." According to Rubio, not so much:
He then decided to try his own hand at coming up with what people "close" to him might have to say about his plans:
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At 11:27 p.m. — and nearly a dozen tweets later — Rubio finally decided to call it quits:
Indeed.
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