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Betty White is 95 and still cooler than you are

Actress Betty White turns 95 on Tuesday, which is pretty old. Here's an idea of what that looks like as charted by Atlantic hurricanes:

But despite being just five years away from the big one-zero-zero, White is still hipper than many (let's face it — most) young people. Unlike Paul Ryan (a measly 46), for example, she knows how to properly dab:

From Golden Girls to Saturday Night Live to the Super Bowl, celebrate White's birthday with seven of her best on-screen moments below. Jeva Lange