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Watch this Seattle radio station's brutally hilarious play-by-play of a man trying to break in to employee's truck

On Wednesday night, "we captured surveillance footage of a vandal trying to break in to one of our employee's vehicles in our parking lot," Seattle's KIRO talk radio said Thursday. "We didn't find out until this morning when our engineer reviewed the surveillance footage. The suspect is still at large and is probably worse for wear." That footage might have been interesting to see by itself — you have to watch until the end — but KIRO had the inspired idea to get morning talk host John Curley to give a play-by-play.

That's gonna hurt.