Papa John loves you very, very much. He misses you "more than words can express!" Please, take him back, he implores.
Those are the general themes — and the literal words — of "Papa" John Schnatter's newest ad campaign, which reveals the hidden agony of a former pizza maven. With a website and a full-page newspaper ad launched Wednesday, the pizza chain's founder is lobbying you, his beautiful employees and customers, to love him again.
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