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Elmo's surprise, Jessica Simpson's sacrifice
feature A Florida family says their toddler’s beloved talking Elmo doll had an abrupt personality change and started threatening to kill him.
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A long walk, Paris Hilton's dogs
feature A British man abandoned his attempt to walk from Bristol, England, to India when he encountered difficulties at the French port of Calais.
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PETA helps Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez plans ahead
feature People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has written to Britney Spears’ parents urging them to keep their daughter away from meat and dairy products because of their possible connection to mental health problems.
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Public sex, McConaughey's baby
feature Visitors to Amsterdam’s popular Vondelpark will soon be allowed to have sex in public, a decision that drew protest from animal lovers when city officals also announced that dogs will no longer be able to roam the park without leashes.
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Distracted drivers, Spice Girls feud
feature Maine police are searching for a cross-dressing motorist who has been jumping out of his car to display his sexy ladies’ underwear to female drivers.
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Leaving the bathroom, Harry Potter's image
feature A woman is recovering in a hospital after sitting on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.
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Going for Radio City Music Hall, Bullying Verne Troyer, Flirting with cats and dogs
feature A retired Air Force colonel who likes to play the organ has rented Radio City Music Hall in New York City for $120,000 so he can perform on its giant Wurlitzer pipe organ.
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Training cheerleaders, Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend, Great Dane's big swallow
feature Twenty-six teenage cheerleaders from Texas had to be rescued after they all squeezed into a single elevator at a cheerleading camp.
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Swimming with sharks, Heart of stone, All hands on deck
feature The shark was “just swimming happily up and down at one end of the pool,” said a spokeswoman for the Cronulla Surf Lifesaving Club.
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Shooting the lawnmower, Fossett's fake death?, Thumper to the rescue
feature A Milwaukee man is facing felony charges after shooting his lawnmower with a shotgun.
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Stuck in a porta-potty, Angelina Jolie's blood lust, Zero turnout
feature Pennsylvania firefighters in biohazard suits had to use soap and a saw to remove a naked man stuck in a porta-potty.
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Toe-eating dachshund, Hugh Hefner's sex toy, Spontaneous sex change
feature A diabetic Illinois woman is recovering in a hospital after her dog chewed off her big toe.
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Rat-a-tat-tat dining, Anna Nicole's lingerie, Steak au hair
feature A restaurant with an armed-conflict theme opened this week in strife-torn Beirut.
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It must be true ... I read it in the tabloids
feature A Florida man dining on a dish of steamed clams found something hard, thought he lost a tooth, and discovered instead that he nearly swallowed a rare purple pearl.
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