Nobody's buying it
June 25, 2014

On Tuesday night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took note of the recent comments by Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden in which they insist that they aren't really wealthy, or haven't been in the recent past. Neither politician is hurting for money, so Stewart decided to playfully pit their rival claims to modest means against each other, in a down-home "poor-off" — the evident Southern flavor is curious, given that Biden is from Pennsylvania/Delaware and Clinton grew up in Illinois.

But Stewart's point is almost beyond dispute: "What's with the poverty Tourette's?" he asked. "Why do these two seem to think we need a hobo for president?" Also, why does Biden or Clinton think America will buy their middle-class pretensions. Still, Stewart does declare a winner of the "poor-off." Spoiler: It's Biden. --Peter Weber

Coming Soon
8:51 a.m. ET

Sylvester Stallone has become something of a punching bag for his eagerness to make sequels — particularly with his Oscar-winning Rocky franchise, which sits at six movies and counting. But the latest installment of the Rocky series finds a fresh approach by pivoting away from the Italian Stallion and putting the spotlight on a young boxer who just happens to be the son of Rocky's most storied opponent, Apollo Creed:

Creed follows Adonis Johnson (Michael B. Jordan), a young fighter who aspires to the same boxing heights attained by his father. In his search for greatness, he eventually enlists the help of Rocky Balboa (Stallone), who agrees to serve as his trainer. "See this guy here? That's the toughest opponent you're ever gonna have to face," says Rocky, gesturing to Adonis' own reflection in the mirror. "I believe that's true in the ring, and I believe that's true in life."

Creed hits theaters in November. Scott Meslow

gay rights
8:35 a.m. ET
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Mozambique revised its penal code on Wednesday to decriminalize homosexuality, making it one of a few African countries where gay and lesbian relationships are not illegal. This new revision drops a clause dating back to the colonial era that prohibited "vices against nature," the BBC reports.

While Mozambique has not had many issues with violence against gay and lesbian couples, activists hope that the country's decriminalization will set an example for other African countries where homosexuality is a divisive and controversial subject. However, even in Mozambique where people have a relatively relaxed stance on homosexuality, the promotion of gay rights is still viewed as an affront to religion. Becca Stanek

rich people
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Here's someone whose heart is in the right place: The nephew of Saudi Arabia's late King Abdulluh, Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, has announced plans to spend the entirety of his $23 billion fortune on charitable projects in the coming years, Agence France-Presse reports. Alwaleed cited the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation and other U.S. philanthropic organizations as his model.

Alwaleed's billions "will help build bridges to foster cultural understanding, develop communities, empower women, enable youth, provide vital disaster relief, and create a more tolerant and accepting world," the prince said in a statement. And even if the cash outlasts him, Alwaleed says the money will continue toward humanitarian projects after his death. Jeva Lange

Marijuana legalization
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As of Wednesday, it is now legal to possess and grow marijuana in Oregon. The state is the fourth in the country to adopt laws legalizing the recreational use of marijuana for people over the age of 21. However, there is one catch to the law: While Oregonians can smoke and grow marijuana, they cannot purchase it. Marijuana activists say that the law is still the first step in a path toward state-licensed pot stores. A bill allowing dispensaries to sell is making its way through the Oregon legislature and, if passed, could make the sale of marijuana legal by October 1. Becca Stanek

only human
7:44 a.m. ET
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Unfortunately, real life never turns out to be as interesting as it appears on TV. Digging through Hillary Clinton's emails, for example, The New York Times turned up that she's — pretty normal? Boring, even? Only two dozen correspondences were flagged as confidential, with the rest of this month's batch relating mostly to logistics, scheduling, and calendar rearrangements. Who'd have thought that behind the scenes was so dull?

The emails did reveal, though, that Paul Begala — a CNN political commentator and former advisor to Bill Clinton — needed a couple talking points about Hillary before he went on air to rate her:

Mr. Begala [asked] for talking points before he went on CNN to rate Mrs. Clinton's early performance. Ms. Marshall referred him to several State Department aides. After his appearance, Mr. Begala emailed back: "I gave Sec. Clinton an A+ in our dopey CNN report card last night." Ms. Mills forwarded that to Mrs. Clinton with an "FYI." [The New York Times]

An A+! You go, Hill. Jeva Lange

Sinai
7:33 a.m. ET
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At least 35 people have been killed in simultaneous attacks in Egypt's northern Sinai region. Militants apparently targeted six military checkpoints, utilizing at least one suicide car bomb as well as mortars and RPGs, and took soldiers captive in addition to seizing weapons and armored vehicles, The Associated Press has learned. Mines were also placed in the region to prevent Egyptian military vehicles from quickly accessing the sites of the attacks, Wael Abbas, an Egyptian journalist, told Al Jazeera.

Egyptian military spokesman Brig. Gen. Mohammed Samir reported to the media that fighting is ongoing between the Egyptian army and the militants, and claimed a much lower number of casualties — only 10. However, the Egyptian army has deployed fighter jets to the region for support, Al Jazeera says. Additionally, in response to the Sinai attacks, Israel has closed off two of its border crossings into Egypt, Haaretz reports.

As of yet, no one has taken responsibility for the highly coordinated attacks, although the suspicion is that they were committed by an Islamic State affiliate. There were reportedly around 70 militant fighters involved. Jeva Lange

Gas Wars
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On Wednesday morning, Russian state gas company Gazprom cut off gas supplies to Ukraine, after Ukraine declined to make an advance payment for July's shipment amid failed pricing negotiations. "Gazprom is not going to send gas to Ukraine at any price without the advance payment," said CEO Alexei Miller, as quoted in Russian media.

Talks between Ukraine and Russia's energy ministers broke down on Tuesday, and Ukrainian state energy company Naftogaz said it wouldn't agree to Russia's offer. Russia and Ukraine fight over gas imports with some frequency, and Ukraine said it will buy gas from elsewhere in Europe until Russia lowers its price. Ukraine assured Europe that Russian gas deliveries to the rest of the continent through Ukrainian pipelines won't be interrupted. Ukraine uses far less gas in the summer than the frigid winter months, strengthening Kiev's bargaining position. Peter Weber

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