The Week contest: Young blood
Last week's question: A private health clinic in California has begun charging customers $8,000 to have half a gallon of blood plasma from teenagers and young adults pumped into their veins, which it claims can help defeat the aging process. Please come up with a marketing slogan the clinic could use for this unproven treatment.
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THE WINNER: "Why should youth be wasted on the young?"
Charlie Mize, Old Fort, N.C.
SECOND PLACE: "We'll put you back in circulation"
Janine Witte, New Hope, Pa
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THIRD PLACE: "Let yourself be youthanized"
Ken Kellam III, Dallas
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"This blood's for youth"
Chip Rollinson, Cambridge, Mass.
"Re-vamp your life"
Peg O'Neil, Bloomingdale, N.J.
"For when your blood runs old"
Robyn Kupferman, Culver City, Calif.
"Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's intravene"
Emily Aborn, Temple, N.H.
"Be young at heart"
Sue Winget, Mesa, Ariz.
"Half a gallon, half your age"
Misty Dwyer, Rutland, Mass.
"Four pints a day keeps the gray away"
Nic Shirey, Norfolk, Va.
"Better red than dead"
Catherine Malara, Pomona, N.Y.
"We fill your vein so you can be vain"
Andrew Tuite, Chicago, Ill.
"I've got youth under my skin"
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vt.
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