Pippa's party book exposes the hellish reality of a Middleton do

No wild nights out with Wills and Harry – but nights up ironing autumn leaves for table decorations

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 13: Pippa Middleton attends the UK film premiere of Shadow Dancer at Cineworld Haymarket on August 13, 2012 in London, England.(Photo by Danny Martindale/WireImage)
(Image credit: 2012 Getty Images)

IF PIPPA MIDDLETON thought she was going to escape snarky reviews for her party book, Celebrate, then she doesn't know her perfectly-shaped arse from her well-connected elbow.

First problem is the sheer banality of her advice. "Flowers are a traditional Valentine's token and red roses are the classic symbol of romance." No!

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Nigel Horne is Comment Editor of The Week.co.uk. He was formerly Editor of the website until September 2013. He previously held executive roles at The Daily Telegraph and The Sunday Times.