Heinz created a bottled mayo-ketchup blend and it's going to ruin America


For just 500,000 votes, Heinz will actively ruin America's condiment aisles.
The ketchup behemoth unveiled a ketchup-mayonnaise blend called "Mayochup" on Wednesday, and your misguided vote could make it a reality.
Mayochup is already available in some Middle East countries, per USA Today, and Americans were quick to point out that "fry sauce" — not Mayochup — is already a thing in Utah and Idaho.
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Kathryn is a graduate of Syracuse University, with degrees in magazine journalism and information technology, along with hours to earn another degree after working at SU's independent paper The Daily Orange. She's currently recovering from a horse addiction while living in New York City, and likes to share her extremely dry sense of humor on Twitter.
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