For just 500,000 votes, Heinz will actively ruin America's condiment aisles.
The ketchup behemoth unveiled a ketchup-mayonnaise blend called "Mayochup" on Wednesday, and your misguided vote could make it a reality.
Mayochup is already available in some Middle East countries, per USA Today, and Americans were quick to point out that "fry sauce" — not Mayochup — is already a thing in Utah and Idaho.
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