Heinz created a bottled mayo-ketchup blend and it's going to ruin America

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For just 500,000 votes, Heinz will actively ruin America's condiment aisles.

The ketchup behemoth unveiled a ketchup-mayonnaise blend called "Mayochup" on Wednesday, and your misguided vote could make it a reality.

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