How to sprinkle thanks to President Trump for firing Comey into your everyday life
President Trump just revealed what you should be saying to break the ice instead of yet another bad pickup line.
Anyhow, this catchphrase is the perfect way to answer the phone — forget Alexander Graham Bell's measly "ahoy." Try sprinkling it in as a blessing before dinner, or perhaps after you thank your barista for that latte. For any creative and patriotic American, the possibilities are endless.
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