We just got "the biggest story to rock American colleges since the invention of the red Solo cup," Trevor Noah said on Tuesday's Daily Show. "This is insane: The FBI has just busted dozens of rich parents for bribing colleges to accept their kids. And not just any rich people — some celebrities. I'm so disappointed in you, Aunt Becky. I mean, I expected this from a Desperate Housewife, but you?"
Noah ran through some of the "mind-blowing" details that have emerged so far. "This story is so infuriating, because rich kids should have to get into college the old-fashioned way," he said: "By their parents donating a library. So this is a huge story right now, and not just because of the possible crimes committed but also because of everything it says about how privileged people get ahead in a country that's supposed to be about merit and hard work."
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