Say it ain't so
March 24, 2014

A London Tube driver was arrested Saturday for allegedly controlling a train full of passengers while drunk. The 50-year-old man was caught after a colleague noticed that he failed to stop at a station where he was due to change shifts with a replacement. The co-worker noted that the driver apparently reeked of alcohol.

The driver didn't provide a breath sample and Transport for London suspended him from his job. Although the trains on the line he was directing drive themselves, drivers are in charge of opening and closing the doors. And being drunk on the job is never a good look — especially since it can lead to criminal charges. A spokesman from the driver's union noted that the organization is aware that an investigation is taking place. Jordan Valinsky

The Daily Showdown
4:01 a.m. ET

Early Wednesday, Swiss police quietly swooped in and arrested half a dozen high-ranking FIFA officials to face U.S. corruption charges. Jon Stewart had a number of ways of putting that in perspective, especially for a U.S. audience that doesn't religiously follow soccer. "FIFA is so bad, they got arrested by the Swiss," he began on Wednesday's Daily Show, "a country whose official policy on Nazi gold was, and I quote, 'We'll allow it.'"

Stewart walked through the charges — "please don't say their balls were under inflated" — and marveled at the 24-year scope of the alleged bribery and racketeering. "To put that in perspective, this FIFA corruption started Jennifer Lawrence ago. What took so long?" To illustrate the scope of the U.S. investigation, Stewart performed a brief one-man play, "FIFA: A 24 Year Sting Operation," replete with period details.

And then he brought it back to safe Daily Show territory: "What would have happened to these FIFA scoundrels if they were bankers?" The answer: A slap on the wrist, probably. But the U.S. has an open investigation on the bankers who facilitated the FIFA corruption, Stewart noted wryly. "With the Justice Department on the case, we might actually see some people going to jail — in 24 years." —Peter Weber

2:15 a.m. ET
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New research suggests that many young women who leave home to join Islamic State in Syria do so because they are looking for sisterhood.

While some do hope to become so-called "jihadi brides," others go because they believe Muslims are being persecuted and they feel isolated in secular Western society, according to a report released Thursday by the Institute for Strategic Dialogue and the International Center for the Study of Radicalization at King's College London. It's actually hazardous to believe that the girls are all being brainwashed or groomed by ISIS, say authors Erin Saltman and Melanie Smith. "They're not being taken seriously," Smith told The Associated Press. "It's inherently dangerous to label people with the same brush."

About 550 young women, some as young as 13, have gone to live in ISIS-controlled territory. Researchers followed the social media accounts of more than 100 of these girls, and found that many viewed themselves as pilgrims, with some wishing they were allowed to fight alongside men on the battlefield. While most of their posts were positive — photos with new 'sisters' and images from weddings — some did warn young women looking to join ISIS that they should expect poor health care, little water and electricity, and brutal weather. "These anecdotes serve to disprove the idea of the well-integrated, utopian society that is so strongly emphasized by ISIS propaganda," the researchers said. Catherine Garcia

that's a good boy
1:42 a.m. ET

Authorities in Mississippi say Lucas, a black Belgian Malinois police dog, likely saved the life of Deputy Todd Frazier after he was ambushed by three suspects on Monday.

Sheriff Ricky Adam of the Hancock County Sheriff's Department said that while driving on a remote stretch of Highway 90 in Pearlington, Frazier saw a car at a deserted rest stop. He decided to pull over to check on the driver, and after he got out of his vehicle "two individuals surprised Deputy Frazier from the shadows and an altercation ensued," Adam told ABC News. "One cut him across the forehead with a razor, one choked him, and one grabbed his legs to carry him to the edge of the woods."

Frazier was able to hit a button that released Lucas from the car, and he bit the attackers, even remaining attached to the leg of one as they tried to drive away. Lucas chipped a few teeth and has a bruised shoulder, while Frazier has a gash on his forehead, but both are recovering. "Deputy Frazier is a good deputy and takes his job seriously," Adam said. "He is also an excellent dog handler — he trained Lucas himself." The suspects are still at large, and authorities say they don't have a motive for the attack. Catherine Garcia

1:38 a.m. ET

Actor and woodcraft enthusiast Nick Offerman has a book out with profiles of people he admires, and he sat down with Time to discuss what its title, Gumption, means to him. Gumption is a quality that connects a diverse group including Conan O'Brien, Willie Nelson, and Yoko Ono, he explained, and "it involves spunk and courage and stamina and character and integrity." And if openly expressing your admiration for Yoko Ono isn't brave enough, Offerman broached the subject of feminism:

Feminism is an important quality, I think, in society, and something that needs to be talked about until we can legitimately complain — until the guys are, like, "Hey, hang on, you're making more money than us." That's when we can stop talking about feminism. We are slowly evolving. [Offerman]

Ono and Eleanor Roosevelt worked tirelessly to promote the idea that we can get along rather than fight, facing down "boys around a table, like, wanting to throw spears at each other," Offerman said. And with his book he's "hoping to do my little bit toward helping us evolve toward a place where we stop shooting at each other." Watch the short interview below. —Peter Weber

someone call the hamburglar
1:02 a.m. ET

Could toasted buns be the trick to turning McDonald's around?

CEO Steve Easterbrook said during a conference on Wednesday that while the company will make organizational changes in an attempt to stop decreasing sales, "at a more fundamental level we are recommitting to hotter, tastier food across the menu." When it comes to burgers, McDonald's will soon alter "the way we sear and then grill our beef so the patties come off juicier," and buns will get toasted for five more seconds to bump the temperature up 15 degrees. "It's the little things that add up to a big difference for our customers," Easterbrook said.

McDonald’s isn't stopping there when it comes to bread, BuzzFeed reports. In Australia, they're testing a brioche bun, and in India, customers can request a focaccia bun made with olive oil, rosemary, and oregano. Catherine Garcia

12:19 a.m. ET
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On Wednesday night in Oakland, the Golden State Warriors sealed their first trip to the NBA finals since 1975, beating the Houston Rockets 104 to 90. The Warriors started out shakily, trailing Houston at the end of the first quarter, but they pulled ahead for good in the fourth quarter, led by Harrison Barnes, who scored 13 of his 24 points in the final period alone. Stephen Curry scored 26 points for the Warriors.

The Warriors will face LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers in the first game of the NBA finals on June 4. Peter Weber

natural disasters
12:11 a.m. ET

At least three people in the Texas panhandle were injured after a tornado hit a natural gas drilling rig.

Hemphill County Sheriff James Pearson said in a statement that one person was impaled in the abdomen, another had non-life-threatening injuries to the face, and the third suffered minor injuries. The drilling rig is near the small town of Canadian, where highways were closed due to flooding and fallen debris. Pearson said that there was "extensive damage to the doghouses," referring to general purpose rooms adjacent to the rig floor. Catherine Garcia

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